Emily Maitliss - who was never capable of reining in her obvious bias - started swearing on screen, she was so upset
FRIENDS! Gather round! It's time for us all to settle down and have a good belly laugh at the witless, deluded lefties currently throwing their toys out of a pram.
Hell, I live in the wilds of the Pennines but even I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth coming from the direction of London.
And the greatest thing about it all is they STILL don't get it.
As you would have understood immediately yesterday morning if you switched on ITV, Sky or the BBC.
The presenters and correspondents might as well have been wearing black armbands.
The tone was sombre interrupted by bouts of weeping.
They were thrilled! Just a little bit different to the mood yesterday morning, then.
Unpartisan my backside.
The Beeb, along with ITV and Sky, has spent the last four weeks attacking Donald Trump (and Elon Musk) at every possible opportunity.
And predicting that the fabulously useless Kamala Harris would probably win.
Meanwhile Emily Maitliss - who was never capable of reining in her obvious bias - started swearing on screen, she was so upset.
These people hate it when other people disagree with them.
Well, here's what he said about Trump: "Urgh I knew I'd wake up this morning to that psychopath being declared president! What is wrong with people! God help us all."
What's wrong with people, Jason, is that they sometimes have a different opinion to you. OK?
Then there's Carol Vorderman, famous for having an arse.
Oh and for appearing in ads for pay day loan companies.
Which fleece the poorest people in the country with huge interest charges.
"Women are turning out to vote Harris in their tens of millions," she said on election day.
Then there's Rory Stewart, who earns a living as Alastair Campbell's dimwitted pet Tory in a smug politics podcast.
He had been convinced that Kamala Harris was going to walk the election.
He said: "Obviously if I've totally miscalled this it's would be a massive lesson in humility. And would suggest my whole framework is cracked."
Too right, Rory. It would also suggest that people should ignore your podcasts as you don't have a clue.
So many of his frontbenchers have been appallingly rude about the leader of the free world, the bloke with whom we are supposed to have a "special relationship".
Virtually the entire front bench has slagged off Trump at one time or another.
All eager to score a few brownie points in the cause of infantile leftism.
If I were Donald Trump I would totally ignore anything Lammy or Starmer have to say.
Put them somewhere between Benin and Laos in the list of countries to do business with.
Believe me, Trump's victory is a disaster for our government.
The point, though, is that this keeps happening.
Across Europe one country after another has gone to the polls and backed people the left liberals think are ghastly.
They are sick of it. Sick of their communities changing. Sick of the pressure on each country's infrastructure.
They also hate the divisive and frankly insane identity politics which pits black against white and gay against straight.
And that's why Kamala Harris lost and Donald Trump won.
Because he represented the views of the ordinary working bloke.
The very person those left wing parties were set up to represent. But no longer do.